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Get Ready to Laugh!

Believe it or not you can hire me to perform in your city. That’s right! A comedian with over 1k Instagram followers in your very own venue, or holiday party, or sex dungeon or what have you. What I won’t do is change my act in any way. I’m dark, I’m irreverent, and I’m not a party clown for hire. If you’re looking for a family-friendly, soft-around-the-edges night of entertainment ….keep looking. I’m not your guy. But, if you’re a comedy fanatic, you like dark, engaging, real comedy,then get a hold of my team and let’s put a show together.

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pro Comedy Shows

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Chopping ‘em up

Comedian Damon Millard speaking into a microphone, while an audience sits at tables, laughing and smiling, in a dimly lit venue.

Building fans and friends

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